Parole board have signed my release

The parole board in the guise of my doctor have signed me off for another week.  Agreement that my mouth deserves a rest.  Some people might agree with that.  Hope this gagged effect will not last until Christmas though, I have commitments to adher to.  The Christmas tree has to be taken out of the garage for a start.  Watched Riverside Cottage Christmas tonight.  It is soo middle-class, set in Dorset somewhere.  Playing to an audience who aspire to living the cottagey life (probably in a property which costs just a bit under a million), spending your day baking, cooking and socialising with like-minded people.  No hoodies to be seen anyway!  See for yourself:   http://www.channel4.com/programmes/river-cottage/4od#3147683